JUST LOVE YOURSELF AND YOU’RE SET (’ You are set’ or ’Your set?’ Set of what? Perhaps, lipstick. I’M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY ( Was this lyric taken from Pippin? Please cross-reference) Influence of Carly Simon’s ’Let The River Run?’) “SO HOLD YOUR HEAD UP GIRL AND YOU’LL GO FAR, ( posture is important for today’s modern working girl. SHE SAID, “’CAUSE HE MADE YOU PERFECT, BABE” ( Remember to research Lady Gaga mother’s connection to Karl Lagerfeld) “THERE’S NOTHIN WRONG WITH LOVIN WHO YOU ARE” IN THE GLASS OF HER BOUDOIR ( Lady Gaga’s biological or drag mother? Return to this hypothesis later.) SHE ROLLED MY HAIR AND PUT MY LIPSTICK ON MY MAMA TOLD ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG ( reference to MTV’s Driven?) ’cause you were Born This Way, Baby ( Contrary to what you may believe, you were in fact gay before listening to this song) Just put your paws up ( ’pa-ahws’ – def: hands completely covered in non sensible jewelry) It doesn’t matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M. Here to help you comb through this 21st century homo-sonnet are the complete lyrics with helpful annotations in italics: Some of the lyrics are pretty straight forward, but others may require some further analysis. Like, asked-for-an-Easy-Bake-Oven-for-it’s-third-birthday gay. So the full lyrics to Lady Gaga’s new ’gay anthem’ Born This Way finally leaked, and I think it’s safe to say that this song was, in fact, definitely born gay.

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